I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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