did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
high people should be assigned attendants
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He better not be in your backpack
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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