This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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