I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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