yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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