It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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