She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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