im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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