Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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