who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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