You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she told me i tasted like america
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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