kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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