God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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