So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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