I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life