Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.

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(514): View more from Quebec

We had to coat check the pizza.

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(650): View more from California

Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina

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(713): View more from Texas

in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do

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(989): View more from Michigan

yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know

(1-989): View more from Michigan

im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.

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