He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet