I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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