I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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