Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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