Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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