But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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