Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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