doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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