Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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