did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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