two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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