Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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