If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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