Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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