I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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