if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just found puke in my bra..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The Olympian is in my bed
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How naked do you want me to be?
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