Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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