She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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