Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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