I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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