I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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