Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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