I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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