this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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