I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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