The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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