Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize