return my video game
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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