This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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