I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize