Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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