operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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