Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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