it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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