we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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