2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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