Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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