angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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