I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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