Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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